I mean, what kind of husband lets his friend sit on his face? A cuckold, of course

Why didn't I give my stepson a bigger dick and more cunnilingus?

Yeah, I'm not your mother! But on the plus side, you can fuck me and lick me

He fucked me so hard 😳 My sister's boyfriend fucked me so hard

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

Stop staring at boobs, bro - when are you gonna start staring at me?

Hey, why are you jerking off alone? Don't you want to fuck your sister?

Fuck you, you're a "husband for an hour" - I called you for sex 👉🏻👌🏻

He says, "Don't!" but he's got a boner, so let me give you a blowjob, bro